Flat Jordan
One morning I woke up and got dressed. I told my mom that I had a field trip so I couldn’t be late. My mom drove me to school and my dad went to work. I got to class on time and for our field trip, we went to a paper making factory. There was a conveyor belt and someone pushed me on. I was going toward the compressor and then I got flattened out. My classmates asked me if I was okay but I did not feel anything. After the field trip I went home and my mom was so surprised that she fainted. My dad dropped his coffee and it landed on foot and he had no shoes on and he yelled as loud as he could. When my mom woke up she grabbed me and took me to the bathroom and stuck my head under the faucet. Then she turned it on and tried to inflate me by making me drink to much water. I got out from under the faucet and went to my room. Then when I climbed on my bed, my foot got stuck under the mattress. Then my foot slip and I fell on my head. After that my parents and brother told me I was a freak, so I decided to leave home and go to France. I started to run and the wind lifted me off the ground and I started to fly. I started to fly to France and then a plane came and almost hit me. I also saw some birds on the way. After a long time I landed in France. I started to explore and then I went to lunch. For lunch I had some snails and spaghetti. Then I started to get tired and then I thought, good thing I stole my dad’s credit cards. I got a room in a hotel and I layed down, turned on the t.v, and fell asleep. In the morning I woke up and jumped out of my window and my room was ten stories high. Then I used myself as a parachute and I floated down. Then I started to miss my family so I floated on the ocean all the way back home. But on my way when I got to land and started to walk home and there was a parade. The people at the parade thought I was a large balloon and they inflated me. But they inflated me too much and I flew across the sky. All the extra air came out and I landed in my house.
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